Body Detoxing

Get detoxifying foot pads at the genuine source
Get detoxifying foot pads at the genuine source

Hemorrhoids are nothing to be ashamed of however, it is a bit embarrassing to tell people that you can’t sit down properly because your butt hurts. In this day and age the connotations of that statement alone can make you several new friends quite quickly or make everyone else think you’re into that sort of thing, which can be bad for a straight guy like me. While hemorrhoids themselves are simply veins in your butthole which have swelled up, they still hurt like heck and the modern day method of curing them doesn’t seem to be all that less painful than the cause. Sticking up a huge pill into your butt just to cure the vein doesn’t really seem to be the best of cures. And when its painful just to pass wind, you tend to not go to the bathroom as often as you should which leads to your body building up all the natural toxins which usually get disposed of when you take a good proper dump, necessitating the need for a full body detoxing.All of this didn’t seem really relevant to me at the time because I was feeling lethargic on top of my butt hurting worse than when my da gave me a whipping with his belt on my behind. First things first was to clear the body of toxins. At first I tried drinking a lot of water, which helped initially but doing this a lot makes you feel almost sick of drinking water, almost as if you’re drowning in it, and I quickly stopped doing this. Then I tried purgatives, laxatives, herbal teas and other miracle cures. After the tenth online scam of the month I was quite sick of everything when I stumbled on a site selling Suresafe Detox Foot patches which would not only give me a complete body detoxing but also hopefully relieve me some of this pain in the butt.A quick scan of the site and product revealed that it hadn’t had any bad reviews at all and that it offered a full refund 60 day money back guarantee, evidence that this wasn’t another online scam for the latest miracle cure. In fact, I found out that body detoxing foot patches such as these have been used for quite some time by many other people, all of whom were satisfied with the results. With my interest piqued I quickly loaded up the order form, filled and paid the online credit card form and got me a pack of 20 for $34.95. True to their word I got the package discreetly in the mail within the week. After a night’s usage I felt a lot less lethargic and after a week I found that I could pass wind without feeling any twinge of pain. Going to the bathroom and taking a dump was even less painful and I soon realised that these body detoxing foot patches were actually healing my hemorrhoids. I knew I had to get some more then so I quickly went back to the site and checked out their 40 pack and 60 pack deals. The 40 pack was going for $64.95 while the 80 pack was going for $89.95. Seeing as how I’d maxed out the card for the month I used the paypal method of payment instead and quickly got my foot patches just in time for the rest of my earlier purchase to run out. These days I can pretty much enjoy taking a dump on the loo and I’d recommend these body detoxing foot patches to just about anyone, especially if you have problems explaining why you’ve got a pain in the butt.

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